Seinfeld S5E9
Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.
Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.
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Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine.
Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.
Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.
En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.
Romance starts to blossom between George and his former college classmate Diane, after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. Meanwhile, Elaine's electronic organizer injures an innocent passerby when it is thrown out of the window of a moving limousine.
Elaine agonizes over a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet tissue when she finds that her restroom stall is lacking. Meanwhile, Kramer convinces Jerry that his girlfriend Jane makes a living telling phone secrets, and George acts giddy around Elaine's new hunky boyfriend.
In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.
Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.
Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt.
Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber George gets a job.
George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman.
Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony.
Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted.
Elaine is adamant that the woman Jerry likes has implants. But when Elaine meets the woman in the sauna and trips and lands on her breasts, she isn't sure if they are implants after all.
Good Samaritans Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort and assist senior citizens in their homes. Unfortunately, Jerry is assigned to a nasty old cuss -- who he loses on the streets thanks to Kramer's intrusion -- while George depresses an elderly man and Elaine has equally devastating problems as well.
Jerry and George meet with a TV executive.
When an eavesdropping college reporter mistakenly prints that Jerry and his pal George are intimate longtime companions, Jerry vainly works overtime to prove his straightness. And when the big-city newspapers pick up the story, Jerry has a lot of explaining to do to his overwrought parents.
A comedy of errors kicks in when Jerry is frustrated in his attempts to squeeze in two comedy appearances on opposite sides of town while shadowed by a pesky fellow comedian. Later, Jerry's bad timing continues when he has to rendezvous for a movie with George, Elaine and Kramer -- who are all in different orbits looking for seats as well as each other.
Jerry takes pity on a poor foreigner whose important immigration papers were mistakenly left in his unopened mailbox. But the luckless man swears vengeance when he is hustled away for deportation back to his native country. Down the hall, a resourceful Kramer returns from his fantasy baseball camp after having punched out his idol, Mickey Mantle.
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