Schedule for National Lampoon

Norbit

Norbit

Mild-mannered Norbit (Eddie Murphy) has always had it rough, since the day he was left abandoned at a combination Chinese restaurant and orphanage. Recently forced to marry the shrewish glutton Rasputia, he is at wit's end. Then his childhood sweetheart, Kate (Thandie Newton), moves back to town, and he tries to figure out a way back to his true love.

2026-08-01 20:48:00 +0000 UTC2026-08-01 22:39:00 +0000 UTC(1h51m)
Kingpin

Kingpin

Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson) is a young bowler with a promising career ahead of him until a disreputable colleague, Ernie McCracken (Bill Murray), tricks him into participating in a con game that ends with Roy's bowling hand crippled for life. Years later, Roy ekes out a hardscrabble existence until he discovers Amish bowling phenom Ishmael (Randy Quaid). With the help of a gangser's girlfriend (Vanessa Angel), he plots to take Ishmael to the top of the bowling world.

2026-08-02 10:18:00 +0000 UTC2026-08-02 12:32:00 +0000 UTC(2h14m)
Bad News Bears

Bad News Bears

Morris Buttermaker is a burned-out minor league baseball player who loves to drink and can't keep his hands to himself. His long-suffering lawyer arranges for him to manage a local Little League team, and Buttermaker soon finds himself the head of a rag-tag group of misfit players. Through unconventional team-building exercises and his offbeat coaching style, Buttermaker helps his hapless Bears prepare to meet their rivals, the Yankees.

2026-08-02 08:10:00 +0000 UTC2026-08-02 10:18:00 +0000 UTC(2h8m)
Necessary Roughness

Necessary Roughness

Tasked with overhauling a university football team that was dismantled for breaking collegiate rules, coaches Wally Riggendorf (Robert Loggia) and Ed Gennero (Héctor Elizondo) pick unusual new players like junior professor Andre Krimm (Sinbad) and 30-something quarterback Paul Blake (Scott Bakula). As Paul courts professor Suzanne Carter (Harley Jane Kozak), the team struggles until the arrival of a female placekicker, who bolsters the squad as it gets ready to challenge its big rival.

2026-08-02 06:01:00 +0000 UTC2026-08-02 08:10:00 +0000 UTC(2h9m)
Boomerang

Boomerang

A cocky ad executive, Marcus (Eddie Murphy) has a reputation as a ladies' man. However, Marcus gets a taste of his own medicine when a merger finds him working under the beautiful Jacqueline (Robin Givens), who has a similarly cavalier attitude about romance. Marcus and Jacqueline become involved, but he is put off by her noncommittal approach to their relationship. Meanwhile, Marcus also begins to develop feelings for the pretty Angela (Halle Berry), who is more thoughtful than Jacqueline.

2026-08-02 00:22:00 +0000 UTC2026-08-02 02:37:00 +0000 UTC(2h15m)
The Honeymooners

The Honeymooners

Ralph Kramden (Cedric the Entertainer) drives a bus in New York City but dreams of something more. Unfortunately, none of Ralph's business ideas -- which often incorporate his best friend, Ed (Mike Epps) -- have panned out. Knowing their husbands will never get them out of the city, Ralph's wife, Alice (Gabrielle Union), and Ed's wife, Trixie (Regina Hall), pool their savings to purchase a house in the suburbs. But once the men find out about the secret stash, they might just blow it all.

2026-08-01 22:39:00 +0000 UTC2026-08-02 00:22:00 +0000 UTC(1h43m)
Harlem Nights

Harlem Nights

In the waning days of Prohibition, Sugar Ray (Richard Pryor) and his adopted son, Quick (Eddie Murphy), run a speakeasy called Club Sugar Ray. When gangster Bugsy Calhoun (Michael Lerner) learns that Sugar Ray's place is pulling in more money than his own establishment, the Petty Pat Club, he pays corrupt cop Phil Canton (Danny Aiello) to close Club Sugar Ray down. Quick doesn't exactly help the situation when he falls for Calhoun's gun moll, Miss Dominique La Rue (Jasmine Guy).

2026-08-01 18:42:00 +0000 UTC2026-08-01 20:48:00 +0000 UTC(2h6m)
Drillbit Taylor

Drillbit Taylor

For three misfit freshmen, the first day of high school becomes a living hell when Filkins (Alex Frost), the school bully, zeroes in on them. Chubby Ryan (Troy Gentile), diminutive Emmit (David Dorfman) and skinny Wade (Nate Hartley) all feel the wrath of Filkins. Realizing that their own chance for survival is to hire a bodyguard, the pals place an ad in the newspaper. Answering the call is Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson) armed, dangerous and completely fake.

2026-07-26 13:07:00 +0000 UTC2026-07-26 14:52:00 +0000 UTC(1h45m)
Nacho Libre

Nacho Libre

Ignacio (Jack Black), or Nacho to his friends, works as a cook in the Mexican monastery where he grew up. The monastery is home to a host of orphans whom Nacho cares for deeply, but there is not much money to feed them properly. Nacho decides to raise money for the children by moonlighting as a Lucha Libre wrestler with his partner Esqueleto (Héctor Jiménez), but since the church forbids Lucha, Nacho must disguise his identity.

2026-07-26 11:21:00 +0000 UTC2026-07-26 13:07:00 +0000 UTC(1h46m)
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

When he was a child, Dickie Roberts (David Spade) was one of the stars of a popular TV show. But now Dickie is grown up, and, instead of living a life of luxury, he works as a valet attendant and hangs out with other former child stars. Desperate to make a comeback, Dickie hires an ordinary family to live with so he can experience the childhood he never had. Soon Dickie is sharing a room with siblings Sally (Jenna Boyd) and Sam (Scott Terra) and discovering what family is all about.

2026-07-26 09:23:00 +0000 UTC2026-07-26 11:21:00 +0000 UTC(1h58m)
Pain & Gain

Pain & Gain

Danny Lupo (Mark Wahlberg), manager of the Sun Gym in the 1990s Miami, decides that there is only one way to achieve his version of the American dream: extortion. To achieve his goal, he recruits musclemen Paul (Dwayne Johnson) and Adrian (Anthony Mackie) as accomplices. After several failed attempts, they abduct rich businessman Victor Kershaw (Tony Shalhoub) and convince him to sign over all his assets to them. But when Kershaw makes it out alive, authorities are reluctant to believe his story.

2026-07-26 06:53:00 +0000 UTC2026-07-26 09:23:00 +0000 UTC(2h30m)
Road Trip: Beer Pong

Road Trip: Beer Pong

Even though he has a new girlfriend, Andy (Preston Jones) can't stop thinking about his old high school love, Jenna (Julia Levy-Boeken), who dumped him and went on to become a high-profile beer pong model. When he learns Jenna is on tour with a beer pong tournament, he and his friend, Arash (Danny Pudi), decide to go on on a road trip and follow them. After a series of misunderstandings and several encounters with the law, Andy and Arash catch up with Jenna and the tournament.

2026-07-24 21:52:00 +0000 UTC2026-07-24 23:36:00 +0000 UTC(1h44m)
Without a Paddle

Without a Paddle

After their friend Billy (Anthony Starr) dies, Tom (Dax Shepard), Jerry (Matthew Lillard) and Dan (Seth Green) go on a camping trip to honor his memory. The campsite, however, has special significance. Billy believed famous airplane hijacker D.B. Cooper hid money in the area, and his friends aim to find it. Unfortunately, they are not prepared for the adventure. After falling over a waterfall, they are left to the mercy of wild animals and a harsh wilderness terrain.

2026-07-24 20:07:00 +0000 UTC2026-07-24 21:52:00 +0000 UTC(1h45m)
Road Trip: Beer Pong

Road Trip: Beer Pong

Even though he has a new girlfriend, Andy (Preston Jones) can't stop thinking about his old high school love, Jenna (Julia Levy-Boeken), who dumped him and went on to become a high-profile beer pong model. When he learns Jenna is on tour with a beer pong tournament, he and his friend, Arash (Danny Pudi), decide to go on on a road trip and follow them. After a series of misunderstandings and several encounters with the law, Andy and Arash catch up with Jenna and the tournament.

2026-07-24 11:32:00 +0000 UTC2026-07-24 13:15:00 +0000 UTC(1h43m)
Without a Paddle

Without a Paddle

After their friend Billy (Anthony Starr) dies, Tom (Dax Shepard), Jerry (Matthew Lillard) and Dan (Seth Green) go on a camping trip to honor his memory. The campsite, however, has special significance. Billy believed famous airplane hijacker D.B. Cooper hid money in the area, and his friends aim to find it. Unfortunately, they are not prepared for the adventure. After falling over a waterfall, they are left to the mercy of wild animals and a harsh wilderness terrain.

2026-07-24 09:47:00 +0000 UTC2026-07-24 11:32:00 +0000 UTC(1h45m)