Married…With Children S5E21
In need of cold cash for hot prospects, Bud and Kelly find creative ways to earn money, while a disgruntled Peg shares an uneventful evening of videos with Al and the D'Arcys.
In need of cold cash for hot prospects, Bud and Kelly find creative ways to earn money, while a disgruntled Peg shares an uneventful evening of videos with Al and the D'Arcys.
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The California Coast will have wait when, stranded in a ghost town, the Bundys and the D'Arcys catch "gold fever" and become wary mining partners.
When Al takes the family on a road trip to a shoe convention in California, the Bundys discover a golden opportunity when their car breaks down in the middle of a ghost town.
In need of cold cash for hot prospects, Bud and Kelly find creative ways to earn money, while a disgruntled Peg shares an uneventful evening of videos with Al and the D'Arcys.
When the Bundys are evicted from their temporary residence at the supermarket, Al inadvertently becomes their one millionth customer and it's a battle between the Bundys and D'Arcys for the grand prize. Special guest Jerry Mathers plays himself as the market's embarrassed celebrity host.
In the first of two parts, Al buys a shoddy air conditioner and causes the neighborhood to blackout, leaving the Bundys to seek refuge from the heat and their angry neighbors by taking up residence at the supermarket.
Al enlists his "oldies expert" pal, Charlie to help him to remeber a favorite song from his past, while Charlie's son Vinnie falls for Kelly.
Peg and Al must decide whether to give their last hundred dollars to Bud, who's been selected a top teen or to Kelly, who's got a chance to become "Miss Weenie Tot.
Al gets glasses -- and only wishes they were rose colored.
Peg feels left out when everyone's attention turns to a distraught Buck.
Al and Jefferson search for a "maid" while their pregnant wives are shopping.
Al discovers that Kelly's making money the old fashion way - hustling pool.
Al builds a private clubhouse to escape, but discovers there are many miserable fathers-to-be who wish to join him.
Al decides to run away from home when a pregnant Peg becomes demanding.
Al is unpleasantly surprised when Peg announces she's pregnant
Jeannie agrees not to date Roger if Tony doesn't go out with other girls. Then Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts Major Tiomkin and Major Posnovsky during a goodwill visit. Major Tiomkin proves to be a beautiful girl named Sonya, who immediately stakes a claim on Tony. Angered, Jeannie tells Tony she is going out with Roger. Tony imprisons Jeannie in her bottle. Jeannie maneuvers the bottle into the pocket of Roger's raincoat. Roger presents the bottle to Sonya. Tony gets involved in a fracas with General Barkley and Dr. Bellows in his unsuccessful try to get the bottle back. When Sonya opens the bottle, Jeannie appears. Pointing to Sonya as her new mistress, she tells the cosmonaut she can make her every wish come true.When the plane on which Sonya is scheduled to return leaves, Tony feels her country now has possession of a decisive secret weapon. Later, dripping furs and jewelry, Sonya comes to Tony's home. She tells him Jeannie has granted her fondest desire by turning her into a wealthy American. Sonya agrees to return the bottle if Tony marries her. Tony asks a last word with Jeannie. He tells Jeannie he can't marry Sonya. Jeannie solves the problem by creating a duplicate Tony for Sonya.
Jeannie is annoyed when Diane Rodney, a friend of Tony's, returns to town, determined to resume their old relationship. As a result, when Jeannie runs into Roger, while driving Tony's car, she accepts his invitation to dinner. Unaware that Jeannie is Roger's date, Tony instructs his friend in the fine art of courtship. Later, when Jeannie tells him she doesn't know her date's name, Tony begins to worry. When Diane arrives, Tony drags her all over town searching for Jeannie. The two couples finally meet at a nightclub. Alone with Jeannie, Tony demands she return home. Jeannie tells him she is going to listen to Roger's records.At Roger's apartment, Jeannie wards off all his attempts at romance. She leaves shortly before Tony pounds on the door looking for her. Tony points out to Roger all the mistakes he would be making if he married her. Convinced, Roger admits Tony has saved him from making a fool of himself. Jeannie is overjoyed by Tony's concern for her. Tony replies that, after all, he is only human.
A series of reports by eleven-year-old Custer to his father, Major Ulysses S. Jamison, on the strange feats of magic at Tony's house results in the Major taking his son to Dr. Bellows, the base psychiatrist. Bellows tells Custer he believes his story, and asks him to keep a close watch on Tony. A policeman catches Dr. Bellows and Custer peering into Tony's window and takes them inside for identification. While Bellows is telling Tony that Custer believes he has seen them levitate, Jeannie causes him to do so. Bellows bows out, feeling he has stumbled on a top-secret aerospace project.Tony voices his nervousness to Jeannie about being spied on by Custer. When Custer disappears, Tony accuses Jeannie of turning him into nothing. Angered, Jeannie leaves. Later, when Custer comes back, having spent the day at a carnival, Tony penitently begins searching for Jeannie. He is sure Jeannie has joined a carnival act and starts a riot at the sideshow when he mistakes a veiled woman for Jeannie. Jeannie returns home and starts pulling down all the shades to outwit Custer.
Jeannie gets involved with the law when, invisible to everyone, she attempts to drive Tony's car. Angered, Tony orders her to leave. Jeannie is aware that Tony has been studying the desalinization of seawater. Playing for time, she tells Tony her great-grandfather solved the problem. Tony asks to meet her great grandfather and Jeannie goes to get him. Tony phones Leslie Staples at the Department of Agriculture and tells him he is on the verge of converting salt water to fresh. Jeannie returns with her great grandfather, Bilejik, who proves that he can produce fresh water from salt water.When Tony returns to find Bilejik, Jeannie and a policeman are in front of his house. Bilejik has been causing all sorts of trouble with the neighbors. While resolving the matter, Tony discovers that Bilejik used seeds as a filter. After Bilejik leaves, Tony jubilantly reports to Staples. Staples tells him that these seeds are from a plant extinct for almost two thousand years.
Tony is assigned as technical director on a new astronaut movie being filmed in Hollywood. Jealous of the star, Rita Mitchell, Jeannie smuggles herself along. All of Jeannie's ruses, including a rainstorm, fail to keep Tony from getting close to Rita. Tony tells Jeannie he is lunching with Rita and jokingly tells Jeannie he would lunch with her instead if she were a star. Determined to become a movie celebrity, Jeannie, seeing a picture of Pola Negri, patterns her personality on the old-time vamp.Although her first try at getting into the movies is viewed as a gag, Jeannie manages to get a screen test with Jason Huberts, which arouses Tony's jealousy. When the test with Jason and Jeannie is shown, only Jason is visible and Jeannie suddenly realizes that genies do not register on film. She is consoled when Tony breaks a date with Rita and they register their footprints in front of Grauman's Chinese with all the movie greats.
Feeling that Jeannie must widen her horizons, Tony gives her a book "How To Be A Woman." Following the book's advice, to share her work with her man, Jeannie neglects her chores and allows the house to go to pot. Reading the chapter on clothing the successful woman, Jeannie charges an expensive wardrobe, in-cluding a mink coat. Convinced by the book that a man should take the woman out to dinner, Jeannie steers Tony to expensive Cafe Scheherazade. She starts a row when she criticizes the authen-ticity of the Arabian dancing.Literally taking the author's advice, Jeannie becomes a career girl and performs miraculous feats of instantaneous cooking while demonstrating electric stoves. Her employer, Sam, feeling she has been planted to get him into trouble with the Better Business Bureau, fires her. Later, after Tony feels he has straightened out things at home, Jeannie hears a news report about the flight of a Russian female astronaut. Blinking her eyes, she is outfitted as an astronaut and insists on accompanying Tony into space.
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