Cinematic Titanic
The children of Mars are in a funk, so Martian King Kimar comes up with a solution: kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to their planet.
2026-07-05 22:48:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-06 00:44:00 +0000 UTC(1h56m)
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"City Limits" (1985) Science fiction. Two gangs of teenage bikers rule a divided city with jousts in a post-plague future of no adults.
2026-07-06 00:44:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-06 02:41:00 +0000 UTC(1h57m)
Cinematic Titanic
The children of Mars are in a funk, so Martian King Kimar comes up with a solution: kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to their planet.
2026-07-05 22:48:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-06 00:44:00 +0000 UTC(1h56m)
Mystery Science Theater 3000
"Samson vs. the Vampire Women" (1961) Horror. The silver-masked Mexican wrestler refuses to submit.
2026-07-05 20:49:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-05 22:48:00 +0000 UTC(1h59m)
Cinematic Titanic
American spies discover the Chinese have built a weapon capable of destroying the Earth.
2026-07-05 18:42:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-05 20:49:00 +0000 UTC(2h7m)
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"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Crazy Mixed-Up Zombies" (1963) Cult. A fortune-teller adds a beatnik to her zombie collection with Cash Flagg directed by Ray Dennis Steckler.
2026-07-05 12:49:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-05 14:49:00 +0000 UTC(2h)
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"I Accuse My Parents" (1945) Drama. Judge cites parental neglect in case of teen up for murder.
2026-07-05 10:50:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-05 12:49:00 +0000 UTC(1h59m)
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"Time of the Apes" (1987) Science fiction. Two children and a frozen woman wake up 2,000 years later, when apes and a computer rule the world. With Reiko Tokunaga, Hiroko Saito, Masaaki Kaji.
2026-07-05 08:44:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-05 10:50:00 +0000 UTC(2h6m)
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An Air Force major trains a pilot how to fly F-104 Starfighter.
2026-07-05 06:25:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-05 08:44:00 +0000 UTC(2h19m)
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"Daddy-O" (1959) Crime drama. Hoodlums want a singing truck driver to drive their getaway car. With Dick Contino, Sandra Giles, Bruno VeSota.
2026-07-05 00:26:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-05 02:33:00 +0000 UTC(2h7m)
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An academic achiever falls for a girl who leads him astray.
2026-07-04 22:27:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-05 00:26:00 +0000 UTC(1h59m)
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"The Rebel Set" (1959) Suspense. A coffeehouse owner (Edward Platt) and three arty types scheme to rob an armored car.
2026-07-04 20:29:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-04 22:27:00 +0000 UTC(1h58m)
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"Radar Secret Service" (1950) Action. Federal agent and pal track uranium-ore hijackers with radar.
2026-07-04 18:28:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-04 20:29:00 +0000 UTC(2h1m)
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An ex-CIA agent protects Florida from terrorists.
2026-07-04 12:07:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-04 14:07:00 +0000 UTC(2h)
RiffTrax: Breaker Breaker
A Chuck Norris filled tale of moonshine, hillbillies and sweet airbrushed eagles on the side of vans!
2026-07-04 10:19:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-04 12:07:00 +0000 UTC(1h48m)
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"The Magic Sword" (1962) Children. Knight St. George rescues a princess from a sorcerer and his two-headed dragon. With Basil Rathbone, Estelle Winwood, Gary Lockwood.
2026-07-04 08:18:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-04 10:19:00 +0000 UTC(2h1m)
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Emily's crew watch as the Doctor Mordrid defends Earth from the forces of evil, and Dr. Kabahl schemes to increase viewership.
2026-07-04 06:15:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-04 08:18:00 +0000 UTC(2h3m)
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The crew watch an education short about the wonders a home economics major can do for young women in 1951's "The Home Economics Story" lonely Viking women set sail to rescue a group of enslaved men in 1957's "The Saga of the Viking Women and their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent" Joel and the Bots consider the waffle, and present an iron that can turn waffles into pancakes at the invention exchange.
2026-07-03 23:51:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-04 01:59:00 +0000 UTC(2h8m)
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"Fugitive Alien" (1986) Science fiction. Wolf Raiders from Valnastar attack Earth one, wanted for treason, becomes a space loner named Ken. With Tatsuya Azuma, Miyuki Tanigawa, Joe Shishido.
2026-07-03 21:45:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-03 23:51:00 +0000 UTC(2h6m)
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"The Crawling Hand" (1964) Horror. A medical student finds the deadly hand of a lost astronaut sought by scientists. With Peter Breck, Kent Taylor, Rod Lauren.
2026-07-03 19:38:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-03 21:45:00 +0000 UTC(2h7m)
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"Crash of the Moons" (1954) Science Fiction. Our hero fights evil in outer space. From the "Rocky Jones, Space Ranger" TV series.
2026-07-03 17:38:00 +0000 UTC→2026-07-03 19:38:00 +0000 UTC(2h)
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