Cast
Barbara Crampton
Goldy
Debra Christofferson
Writer
Keith Coogan
Clumsy Student
Dom DeLuise
The Oddfather
Craig Barnett
Mr. President
Bobbie Brown
Sonny's Babe
Dom Irrera
Self
Jerry Lambert
Professor
Terry Ray
Waiter
Lou Ferrigno
Bugsy
Bob Hoge
Sunny Calzone
Carlos Alazraqui
Tony "Flock You" Montana
Perry Stephens
Father O'Connell
Jerry Douglas
Freedie Green
Lisa London
Busty Secretary
Pat Crawford Brown
Toenail Lady
Irwin Keyes
Tracy Dick
Sonya Eddy
Bank Clerk
John LaMotta
Maitre D'
David DeLuise
Gaffer
Fabiana Udenio
Don Na
Carol Arthur
Mama Calzone
Jay Lacopo
Studio Executive
Don Pardo
Self
Rodney Dangerfield
The Rodfather
Kevin McDonald
Guppy Calzone
Paul Greenberg
Frito Calzone