Trailer
Cast
Tara Reid
April Shepard
Jayson Paul
Joe Lewis
Gary Busey
Wilford Wexler
Chris Ridenhour
Townsperson
Ben Stein
Alexander Hamilton
Robbie Rist
Quint Guitarist
Erik Adkins
Background
Dee Snider
Sheriff
Tiberiu Harsan
Medieval Gil
Gilbert Gottfried
Rand McDonald
Christopher Knight
Grandpa Clarke
Masiela Lusha
Gemini
Raine Michaels
Girl in Bikini
Leslie Jordan
Benjamin Franklin
Jonathan Bennett
Billy the Kid
M. Steven Felty
Hologram Gil (voice) / D. Brown
Brendan Petrizzo
Hologram Gil
Cassie Scerbo
Nova Clarke
達瑞爾·哈蒙德
George Washington
Benjy Bronk
Connor Beale
Alexandre Ottoni
Azzinaro
薇薇卡・福克斯
Skye
Bo Derek
May
Tammy Klein
1950s Dancer
Alaska Thunderfuck
Morgana
John Heard
George (archive footage)
Anthony C. Ferrante
Quint Singer
Kim Little
Cowgirl
Ian Ziering
Fin Shepard
Debra Wilson
New Bryan
Dean McDermott
Gilly Shepard
Eileen Davidson
Marie Antoinette
Mark McGrath
Martin
Paul Logan
Egyptian Guard
Judah Friedlander
Bryan
Chris Owen
Thirty-Year-Old Gil
Bernie Kopell
Charter Boat Captain
Ryan Whitney
Claudia Shepard
La Toya Jackson
Cleopatra
Shad Gaspard
Muhammad Ali
Patrick Labyorteaux
Caesar
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Merlin
Roy Taylor
Jebediah Clarke
James Hong
Confucius
James Murray
Eastwood
Chuck Hittinger
Matt Shepard
Al Roker
Al Roker
Kevin ‘Noodles’ Wasserman
British First Mate
Marcus Choi
Palmer
Marina Sirtis
Winter
Dexter Holland
British Captain
Sharon Desiree
Joan of Arc
Tori Spelling
Raye Martin