Cast
Johnathon Schaech
Teddy
Tina Louise
Bella
Peggy Wood
Mother Superior (archive footage) (uncredited)
Kevin Copeland
Plato
Julie Andrews
Maria von Trapp (archive footage) (uncredited)
Stephan Elliott
Truck Driver (uncredited)
Maggie Kirkpatrick
Ginger
Chelsea Brown
Maude
Felix Williamson
Jerome
Dee Smart
Krystal
Richard Moir
Reggie
Paul Mercurio
Midget
Barry Humphries
Blind Wally
Alan Finney
Barman
Susie Porter
Angie
Rod Taylor
Daddy-O
Rachel Griffiths
Sylvia