Ted & Venus
An immaculate obsession...
Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
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Cast
Pamella D'Pella
Gloria
Vincent Schiavelli
Publisher
Clint Allen
Patient #3
Zoe Cassavetes
Waitress with Attitude
Carol Kane
Colette
Tricia O'Neil
Judge Katherine Notch
Cassandra Peterson
Lisa
Tracy Reiner
Shelly
Victor Talmadge
Orderly
John Blyth Barrymore
Patient #1
Rhea Perlman
Grace
Bettye Ackerman
Poetry Award Presenter
James Brolin
Max Waters
Brian Thompson
Herb
Tony Genaro
Bailiff
Craig Ng
Prisoner #2
Bud Cort
Ted Whitley
Timothy Leary
Judge William H. Converse
Andrea Martin
Bag Lady
Rob Moran
Patient #2
Stefanos Miltsakakis
Prisoner #1
Pat McCormick
Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
Mik Scriba
Prison Guard
Norma Maldonado
Cop #5
Woody Harrelson
Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Arleen Sorkin
Marcia
Lily Mariye
Rose
Pat Ast
Women's Group #2
Peter Koch
Cop #1
Martin Mull
Ted's Attorney
Roberta Wallach
District Attorney
Gena Rowlands
Mrs. Turner
Lady Rowlands
Linda's Grandmother