Ted & Venus
An immaculate obsession...
Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
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Cast
Clint Allen
Patient #3
Woody Harrelson
Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Andrea Martin
Bag Lady
Pamella D'Pella
Gloria
Stefanos Miltsakakis
Prisoner #1
Mik Scriba
Prison Guard
Brian Thompson
Herb
Victor Talmadge
Orderly
Craig Ng
Prisoner #2
John Blyth Barrymore
Patient #1
Carol Kane
Colette
Rhea Perlman
Grace
Tony Genaro
Bailiff
Gena Rowlands
Mrs. Turner
Bettye Ackerman
Poetry Award Presenter
Pat Ast
Women's Group #2
Martin Mull
Ted's Attorney
Timothy Leary
Judge William H. Converse
Rob Moran
Patient #2
Peter Koch
Cop #1
Bud Cort
Ted Whitley
Roberta Wallach
District Attorney
Tricia O'Neil
Judge Katherine Notch
Vincent Schiavelli
Publisher
Arleen Sorkin
Marcia
Pat McCormick
Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
Zoe Cassavetes
Waitress with Attitude
James Brolin
Max Waters
Lily Mariye
Rose
Norma Maldonado
Cop #5
Cassandra Peterson
Lisa
Tracy Reiner
Shelly
Lady Rowlands
Linda's Grandmother