Cast
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Chris Turner
Bobby
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
George Josef
Chef
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Rick Pearce
Doorman
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Charles Andre
Medic
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Stuart Davidson
Kid
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Richard Leacock
Walter