Cast
Kim Cattrall
Ulrike
Natasha Lyonne
Rachel
Victor Togunde
Soda Pop
Richard Elfman
Cop with Doughnut
John Sencio
Alan
Brad Joseph Dubin
Paint Huffer
Craig Ferguson
Richard
Natalya Andreychenko
Panthia
Udo Kier
Vincent
Natasha Gregson Wagner
Nico
Rod Steiger
Dr. Frederick Van Helsing
Conchata Ferrell
Wanda, Nico's Mother
Michelle Csitos
Ulrike Monster Vampire
Francesca Lombardo
Dead Body on Couch
Boris Lee Krutonog
Concierge
Marco Hofschneider
Hans
John Fleck
Trick
Flex Alexander
Trigger
Robert Peters
Cop #1
Gabriel Casseus
Time Bomb
Brent Briscoe
George, Nico's Stepfather
Peter Lucas
The Count's Henchman
Rick Cramer
Cop #2
Casper Van Dien
Dallas
Robert Pastorelli
The Count
Elizabeth Sampson
Frida Van Helsing