Happy, Texas
Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
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Cast
Keo Woolford
Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)
Ron Perlman
Marshal Nalhober
Cassie Silva
Other Happy Girl
Rance Howard
Ely
David Shackelford
Varnel
Ally Walker
Josephine "Joe" McClintock
Illeana Douglas
Doreen Schaefer
Paul Dooley
The Judge
Scarlett Pomers
Jency
Michael Hitchcock
Steven
Krista Lewis
Bank Teller (uncredited)
Jeremy Northam
Harry Sawyer
Steve Zahn
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
M.C. Gainey
Bob Maslow
Mo Gaffney
Mrs. Bromley
Tim Bagley
David
William H. Macy
Sheriff Chappy Dent