Happy, Texas
Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
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Cast
Cassie Silva
Other Happy Girl
Krista Lewis
Bank Teller (uncredited)
Keo Woolford
Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)
Jeremy Northam
Harry Sawyer
Steve Zahn
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
Ally Walker
Josephine "Joe" McClintock
M.C. Gainey
Bob Maslow
Michael Hitchcock
Steven
Illeana Douglas
Doreen Schaefer
Scarlett Pomers
Jency
Tim Bagley
David
Rance Howard
Ely
David Shackelford
Varnel
William H. Macy
Sheriff Chappy Dent
Mo Gaffney
Mrs. Bromley
Paul Dooley
The Judge
Ron Perlman
Marshal Nalhober