Drillbit Taylor
You get what you pay for.
Comedy
Dealing with a sociopathic school bully, three high school freshmen hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them, not realizing he is just a homeless beggar and petty thief looking for some easy cash.
DirectorSteven Brill
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Cast
Roger Fan
Bodyguard With Knives
Mary Pat Gleason
Mrs. Farber
Steven Brill
Doctor
Janet Varney
Attractive Woman Driver
Julia Roth
High School Juliet
Steve Bannos
Coffee Computer Guy
Leslie Mann
Lisa
Da'Vone McDonald
Hip Hop / Country Bodyguard
Matty Cardarople
7-11 Clerk
Stephen Root
Principal Doppler
Shane Ryan-Reid
High School Student
Max Van Ville
Kid with a Drink
Katie Gill
Hot Girl
Cristos
Tattooed Bodyguard
Mo Gallini
Male Police Officer on Bluff
Nate Hartley
Wade
Alex Donnelley
Filkins' Mom
Adam Baldwin
Disgruntled Bodyguard
Mary-Pat Green
Nurse
Troy Gentile
Ryan
Shaun Weiss
Bus Driver
Cedric Yarbrough
Bernie
Robert Musgrave
Stump
Kevin Hart
Pawn Shop Dealer
Matt Besser
Pawn Shop Owner
Jeff Kahn
Café Manager
Matt Walsh
Not for Pot Driver
David Bowe
Male Teacher
Tichina Arnold
Photography Teacher
Alex Frost
Filkins
Andrew Lewis Caldwell
Filkins' Buddy
Josh Peck
Ronnie
Lisa Ann Walter
Dolores
Danny McBride
Don
Stacy Arnell
Female Police Officer on Bluff
Rance Howard
Older Man
Vincent Laresca
Fence
Owen Wilson
Drillbit Taylor
Lisa Lampanelli
Ronnie's Mom
Chuck Liddell
Himself
David Dorfman
Emmit
Ian Roberts
Jim
Frank Whaley
Jittery Bodyguard
Beth Littleford
Barbara
David Koechner
Frightened Dad