What a Mess!
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Elena Bushueva
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Pyotr Merkuryev
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Lyudmila Larionova
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Lyudmila Velikaya
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Vladimir Gusev
General
Marina Golub
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Gennadiy Matveev
General
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Aleksei Buldakov
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Aleksey Yakubov
Boris Smorchkov
General
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Nonna Mordyukova
registry office employee
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Anatoly Kalmykov
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)