Cast
George Josef
Chef
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Chris Turner
Bobby
Rick Pearce
Doorman
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Charles Andre
Medic
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Stuart Davidson
Kid
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Richard Leacock
Walter
Myles Ferguson
Johnny