Cast
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
Richard Leacock
Walter
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Stuart Davidson
Kid
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
George Josef
Chef
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Chris Turner
Bobby
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Charles Andre
Medic
Rick Pearce
Doorman