
Jean-Philippe
What if Johnny had never existed...
A bourgeois office drone whose raison d'être is the music of French rocker Johnny Hallyday awakens one day in an alternate universe where the famed musician never recorded a single song. When he’s not at the office dutifully plugging-away, Fabrice lives a deadly dull life.
Cast

Laurent Berthet
Policeman

Michèle Ernou
Bohemian woman

Jean-Pascal Abribat
Production assistant

Bob Martet
Annoying customer

Guillaume Delaunay
(uncredited)

Guilaine Londez
Babette

Benoît Poelvoorde
Bernard Frédéric, double of Claude François

François Toumarkine
Homeless man in the square

Xavier Bonastre

Jeanne Herry
Bride

Laeticia Hallyday
Karaoke spectator (uncredited)

Élodie Bollée
Laura / Marion

Christian Pereira
Michel, colleague of Fabrice

Jackie Berroyer
Marion's physics teacher

Barbara Schulz
Gabrielle

Jean-Claude Camus
Self, Chris Summer's producer

Denis Braccini
Jean-Paul

Carlo Nell
Old bearded man from the pub

Julia Vidit
Police woman

Junior Rondinaud
Young breaker

Jacky Nercessian
Teacher

Fabrice Luchini
Fabrice / Self

Antoine Duléry
Chris Summer / Christian Saumon

Christine Paolini
Edith

Philippe Rigot
Passerby

Éléonore Bernheim
Casting assistant

Christine Bonnard
Nurse

Quentin Ogier
Groom

Sophie Cattani
Jennifer

Christophe Rouzaud
Neighbor at the pub

Eric Averlant
Philou

Liliane Briand
Lady in Nightclub (uncredited)

Sabine Crossen
Nurse (uncredited)

Evymoon
Self - Singer in courtyard (uncredited)

Gigi Ledron
(uncredited)

Olivier Gueritée
Laurent

Francis Coffinet
Missonnier

Emilie de Preissac
Marion's friend

Dominique Thomas
Pyrotechnician

Jean-Baptiste Puech
Seller

Blandine Pélissier
Principal of the elementary school

Lise Lamétrie
Passerby

Joanna Theobalds
Lady in Nightclub (uncredited)

Johnny Hallyday
Jean-Philippe Smet / Self

Caroline Cellier
Caroline

Antoine Stip
Denis Loman