Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Jason Davis
Geno
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Pat Harvey
Newscaster