Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Jason Davis
Geno
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest