Drillbit Taylor
You get what you pay for.
Dealing with a sociopathic school bully, three high school freshmen hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them, not realizing he is just a homeless beggar and petty thief looking for some easy cash.
Director Steven Brill
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Cast
Janet Varney
Attractive Woman Driver
Alex Donnelley
Filkins' Mom
Roger Fan
Bodyguard With Knives
Matt Besser
Pawn Shop Owner
Jeff Kahn
Café Manager
Max Van Ville
Kid with a Drink
Nate Hartley
Wade
David Dorfman
Emmit
Matt Walsh
Not for Pot Driver
Matty Cardarople
7-11 Clerk
Josh Peck
Ronnie
Shaun Weiss
Bus Driver
Steve Bannos
Coffee Computer Guy
Frank Whaley
Jittery Bodyguard
David Bowe
Male Teacher
Mary-Pat Green
Nurse
Alex Frost
Filkins
Danny McBride
Don
Katie Gill
Hot Girl
Mary Pat Gleason
Mrs. Farber
Steven Brill
Doctor
Beth Littleford
Barbara
Adam Baldwin
Disgruntled Bodyguard
Julia Roth
High School Juliet
Andrew Lewis Caldwell
Filkins' Buddy
Tichina Arnold
Photography Teacher
Rance Howard
Older Man
Lisa Ann Walter
Dolores
Cedric Yarbrough
Bernie
Stephen Root
Principal Doppler
Troy Gentile
Ryan
Leslie Mann
Lisa
Ian Roberts
Jim
Mo Gallini
Male Police Officer on Bluff
Da'Vone McDonald
Hip Hop / Country Bodyguard
Shane Ryan-Reid
High School Student
Owen Wilson
Drillbit Taylor
David Koechner
Frightened Dad
Lisa Lampanelli
Ronnie's Mom
Stacy Arnell
Female Police Officer on Bluff
Chuck Liddell
Himself
Vincent Laresca
Fence
Robert Musgrave
Stump
Kevin Hart
Pawn Shop Dealer
Cristos
Tattooed Bodyguard