Cast
Andrea Martin
Toots
Rance Howard
Polygraph Man
June Foray
Autograph Woman
Vance Colvig Jr.
One-Eyed Man
Sally Kellerman
Natasha Fatale
Alex Rocco
Sheldon Kaufman
Charles Martin Smith
Hotel Clerk
James Gleason
Taxi Driver
John Candy
Kalishak
Corey Burton
Narrator (voice)
John Calvin
Harve
Sid Haig
Colonel Gorda
Dan Bradley
Cop
Jim Cummings
Microchip Narrator (voice)
Larry Cedar
Mr. X / Willie
J. Jay Saunders
Agent Dan
John Travolta
Self
John Voldstad
Passerby
Dave Thomas
Boris Badunov
Paxton Whitehead
Anton / Kreeger Paulovitch
Joanna Lipari
Maid
David Kagen
Gun Salesman
Christopher Neame
Fearless Leader
Anthony Newley
Sal Manelli
Arye Gross
Bellhop