Unaccompanied Minors

Dave Allen as Gas Station Attendant Stephen Liska as Hotel Desk Clerk David Koechner as Ernie Darren Ewing as Admiral's Club Host Conrad E. Palmisano as Santa Lewis Black as Oliver Porter Dyllan Christopher as Spencer Davenport B. J. Novak as Desk Attendant Mark McKinney as Guard in the Hall #3 Jim Wilkey as Baggage Handler Shareece Pfeiffer as Pretty Mall Girl Gia Mantegna as Grace Conrad Jessica Walter as Cindi Kevin McDonald as Guard in the Hall #1 Cedric Yarbrough as Melvin Goldfinch Kristen Wiig as Carole Malone Teri Garr as Aunt Judy / Valerie’s Sister Dominique Saldaña as Katherine Davenport Ben Falcone as Santa at Mall Tyler James Williams as Charlie Goldfinch Rob Corddry as Sam Davenport Heather Beers as Flight Attendant Quinn Shephard as Donna Malone Mindy Kaling as Restaurant Hostess Al Roker as Self Gary Morgan as Baggage Handler Paget Brewster as Valerie Davenport Steve Bannos as Tree Salesman Lauren McKnight as Jetsetter Wilmer Valderrama as Zach Van Bourke Bruce McCulloch as Guard in the Hall #2 Micaela Nelligan as Beef's Mom Cal Nguyen as Soldier (uncredited) Brett Kelly as Timothy 'Beef' Wellington Michelle Sandler as Mary Lynn Stan Ellsworth as Huge Guy at Hotel Haley Fife as Beef's Pretty Girl Nick Thune as Handsome Santa Wayne Federman as Airport Attendant Rob Riggle as Head Guard Hoffman Tony Hale as Alan Davies

Kathy Jarvis Stunt Double Julie Snyder Executive Producer James Bomalick Special Effects Technician Bruce Paul Barbour Stunt Driver Edward Conna Stunts Michael Andrews Original Music Composer Ira Glass Executive Producer Bruce Berman Executive Producer Dorian Frankel Casting Assistant Peewee Piemonte Stunt Coordinator, Second Unit Director Allison Jones Casting Judy Darby Hairstylist Peter Epstein Stunts Lauren Shuler Donner Producer Dan Lin Development Manager George Folsey Jr. Editor Paul Feig Director