The Muppet Script
Cast
Colton Dunn
Rowlf the Dog / Balloon Vendor
Ross Bryant
Scooter / Professor Krassman
Katie Marovitch
Beaker / Insolent Waiter
Ruha Taslimi
Lew Zealand / El Sleezo Waitress
Lucas Ross
Self - Banjo Supervision
Abigail Remaley
Self - Narrator
Zach Reino
Dr. Teeth / El Sleezo Owner
Janet Varney
Janice
Jim Henson
Self (archive footage)
Don Sahlin
Self (archive footage)
David Dastmalchian
Gonzo the Great
Bobby Moynihan
Doc Hopper
Elaine Carroll
The Swedish Chef
Scott Passarella
Self - Pianist
Frank Oz
Self (archive footage)
Nina West
Miss Piggy
Kimia Behpoornia
Camilla the Chicken / El Sleezo Tough
Sam Reich
Sam Eagle / Fair Emcee / Lew Lord
Jerry Juhl
Self (archive footage)
Marc Evan Jackson
Kermit the Frog
Griffin Newman
Max
Mark Gagliardi
Statler / Mad Man Mooney
Hal Lublin
Waldorf / Ice Cream Vendor
Nina Concepción
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Bernie the Agent
Oscar Montoya
Doglion / Miss Tracy
Paul F. Tompkins
Fozzie Bear
Alex Song-Xia
Robin the Frog / El Sleezo Waiter
Jessica McKenna
Floyd Pepper / El Sleezo Patron
Anna Garcia
Sweetums