The Cheap Detective

Abe Vigoda as Sergeant Rizzuto Sid Caesar as Ezra Dezire Stockard Channing as Bess Carole Wells as Hat Check Girl Arthur Tovey as Old Husband John Calvin as Qvicker Carmine Caridi as Sgt. Crosseti Eileen Brennan as Betty DeBoop Lew Gallo as Cop Marsha Mason as Georgia Merkle Phil Silvers as Hoppy Peter Falk as Lou Peckinpaugh John Houseman as Jasper Blubber Madeline Kahn as Mrs. Montenegro Fernando Lamas as Paul DuChard Scatman Crothers as Tinker Dom DeLuise as Pepe Damascus Louise Fletcher as Marlene DuChard David Ogden Stiers as Captain Jonathan Banks as Cabbie James Cromwell as Schnell James Coco as Marcel Paul Williams as Boy Nicol Williamson as Colonel Schlissel Vic Tayback as Lieutenant DiMaggio Ann-Margret as Jezebel Dezire

Patrick Williams Original Music Composer Neil Simon Writer Theoni V. Aldredge Costume Design Robert Moore Director Margaret Booth Associate Producer Ray Stark Producer Charles H. Schram Makeup Supervisor John A. Alonzo Director of Photography