The Calcium Kid

Rupert Procter as Pressman Bill Thomas as Mr. Bennet Omid Djalili as Herbie Bush Tamzin Griffin as Saucy Housewife Nicholas Moss as Skinhead Nathan Nolan as American Director Rafe Spall as Stan Parlour Orlando Bloom as Jimmy Connelly Chris Eubank as Self Doug Cockle as News Reporter (uncredited) Billie Piper as Angel Ronni Ancona as Pat Connelly Peter Serafinowicz as Dave King Frank Harper as Clive Connelly David Kelly as Paddy O'Flannagan Anna Wing as Vera Renu Setna as Ravi Tamer Hassan as Pete Wright Chris Obi as Pressman Ram John Holder as Jamaican Barber Gary Lammin as Pat's Punter John Ashton as Pressman Frank Bruno as Self Michael Lerner as Artie Cohen Mark Heap as Sebastian Gore-Brown Lyndsey Marshal as Mags Livingston Michael Peña as Jose Mendez Jonathan Ryland as Pressman

Jina Jay Casting Natascha Wharton Executive Producer Alex De Rakoff Director, Writer Simon Hayes Sound Mixer Dixie Chassay Casting Assistant Jon Harris Editor Peter Burgis Foley Artist Tim Bevan Producer Eric Fellner Producer Joel Collins Production Design George Cottle Stunts Sammy Sheldon Costume Design