Spy Hard

Rick Cramer as Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist Charles Durning as The Director Taylor Negron as Painter Mr. T as Helicopter Pilot John Ales as Kabul Stephanie Romanov as Victoria / Barbara Dahl Robert Guillaume as Agent Steve Bishop Hulk Hogan as Steele's Other Tag Team Member Pat Morita as Brian, Waiter in Restaurant Elizabeth Kaitan as Helicopter Ticket Agent Katherine Moffat as Agent Moffat 'Weird Al' Yankovic as Himself Joyce Brothers as Steele's Tag Team Member Mason Gamble as McCluckey Carlos Lauchu as Slice Roger Clinton, Jr. as Agent Clinton Clyde Kusatsu as Noggin Tina Arning as Dancer Brad Garrett as Short Rancor Guard (Voice) Eddie Deezen as Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On Fabio as Fabio Thuy Trang as Manicurist Shari Shattuck as Stewardess Nicollette Sheridan as Veronique Ukrinsky Ray Charles as Busdriver Ilya Baskin as Professor Ukrinsky Robert Culp as Businessman Kelly Lange as Kelly Lange Talisa Soto as Desiree More Carl Ciarfalio as Thug #1 Alex Trebek as Agency Tape Recorder (Voice) Michael Berryman as Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask Downtown Julie Brown as Cigarette Girl Leslie Nielsen as Dick Steele Marcia Gay Harden as Miss Cheevus Andy Griffith as General Rancor Esau McKnight as Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone Alexandra Paul as Woman in Murphy Bed Diane Klimaszewski as Twin #1 Elaine Klimaszewski as Twin #2 Barry Bostwick as Norman Coleman Keith Campbell as Thug #2 John Kassir as Rancor Guard at Intercom Curtis Armstrong as Pastry Chef

Bill Conti Original Music Composer Henry Kingi Jr. Stunts Aaron Seltzer Screenplay, Story Manny Perry Stunts J.P. Romano Stunts John R. Leonetti Director of Photography Laura Albert Stunts Eddie Fiola Stunts Jeannie Epper Stunts Henry Kingi Stunts Jim Palmer Stunts Fern Champion Casting Richie Gaona Stunts Scott Waugh Stunts Norm Compton Stunts Gilbert B. Combs Stunts Fred Lerner Stunts Jason Friedberg Screenplay, Story Loren Janes Stunts Erik Betts Stunts Leslie Nielsen Executive Producer Tony Epper Stunts Jophery C. Brown Stunts Charles A. Tamburro Stunts Jeff Imada Stunts Bruce Paul Barbour Stunt Double Mark Paladini Casting