Cast
Leslie Phillips
King Ferdinand
Burt Kwouk
Wang
Nej Adamson
Fayid
Julian Clary
Don Juan Diego
Sara Stockbridge
Nina the Model
Jonathan Tafler
Inquisitor 3
Su Douglas
Countess Joanna
Peter Pedrero
Native Warrior Guard (uncredited)
Nigel Planer
The Wazir
Keith Allen
Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner
Jack Douglas
Marco the Cereal Killer
Chris Langham
Hubba
Alexei Sayle
Achmed
Richard Wilson
Don Juan Felipe
Lynda Baron
Meg
Peter Richardson
Bart Columbus
Holly Aird
Maria
Don Henderson
The Bosun
Jon Pertwee
Duke of Costa Brava
Selva Rasalingam
Abdullah
Harold Berens
Cecil the Torturer
June Whitfield
Queen Isabella
Martin Clunes
Martin
Rebecca Lacey
Chiquita
Michael Hobbs
Inquisitor 6
Peter Gilmore
Governor of the Canaries
Bernard Cribbins
Mordecai Mendoza
Maureen Lipman
Countess Esmeralda
Daniel Peacock
Tonto the Torch
Tony Slattery
Baba the Messenger
Duncan Duff
Inquisitor 2
Jim Dale
Christopher Columbus
Rik Mayall
The Sultan
Larry Miller
The Chief
Sara Crowe
Fatima
Allan Corduner
Sam
James Faulkner
Torquemada
Charles Fleischer
Pontiac