Cast
Bill Jenkins
Mr. Perry
Paul T. Taylor
Bald Guy
Luke Wilson
Ben
Andy Dick
Freddy
Larry Miller
Richard Connelly
Ritchie Montgomery
Mr. Carruthers
Drew Waters
Stripper Cop #1
Edrick Browne
Stripper Cop #2
Julius Washington
Lobby Security
Dan Braverman
Cab Driver
Paul Sampson
Ivan
Shirly Brener
Laura
Jessica Simpson
Katie
Matty Cardarople
Mailroom Worker
Preston Vanderslice
Kyle
Rachael Leigh Cook
Haley
Piper Mackenzie Harris
Amber Perry
Paul Vogt
Floyd
Ryan Dunn
Griswold
Matthew Walker
Angry Priest (as Matt Walker)
Penelope Ann Miller
Debra
Willie Nelson
Pap Paw
Penny Marshall
Bolo Executive
Drew Fuller
Billy
Niki Spiridakos
Nikolina
Karen Y. McClain
Betty
Kelvin Payton
Waiter