Trailer
Cast
Briana Evigan
Ms. Merrywood
Marc Senter
The Scorpion
Barry Bostwick
The Watchword
Kristina Klebe
Geraldine / His Lady of Virtue
Adam Pascal
The Agent
Natalie Hauck
Applicant (as Natalie Castillo)
Chantal Claret
Translator Batez
Kelvin Payton
Glad Hand
Terrance Zdunich
Lucifer
Brea Grant
Click / The Rosy Bayonettes
Paul Sorvino
God
J. LaRose
The Major
Nivek Ogre
The Twin
Sarah Power
Lady of Virtue
Jimmy Urine
Translator Bentz
Danny Worsnop
The Smith
Joe Page
Lost Soul
Sydney Ozerov-Meyer
Workhorse
Maddisyn Carter
Heaven's Denizen
Ted Neeley
The Publicist
David Hasselhoff
The Designer
Tech N9ne
The Librarian
Dayton Callie
The Ticket Keeper
Chanel Monroe
Workhorse
Bill Moseley
The Magician
Carla Harvey
Lock / The Rosy Bayonettes
Emilie Autumn
June / The Painted Doll
Lyndon Smith
Cora