Fragman
Oyuncular
Jon Cryer
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
Bill Irwin
Buzz Harley
Don Luce
Paramedic
Jimmy Lennon Jr.
Ring Announcer
Charlie Sheen
Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman
Kristy Swanson
Kowalski
Ryan Stiles
'Mailman' Farnham
Tony Simotes
Ambulance Driver
Don Lake
Doctor
Marie Thomas-Foster
Francine
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Kelly Connell
Air Controller
Christopher Doyle
Conspiratorial Crewman
Lloyd Bridges
Admiral Benson
William O'Leary
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Bruce A. Young
'Red' Herring
Marc Shaiman
Piano Player
Cylk Cozart
Drill Sergeant #1
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Wilson
Ryan Cutrona
Captain Margolis
Heidi Swedberg
Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Annie O'Donnell
Amish Woman
Tony Lorea
Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart
Pat Proft
Lawrence Lipps
Eugene Greytak
Pope John Paul II
Kevin Dunn
Lt. Commander Block
Valeria Golino
Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
Elston Ridgle
Boxer #1
Cary Elwes
Kent Gregory
Christopher J. Keene
Drill Sergeant #2