Up the Chastity Belt

Frank Thornton as Master of Ceremonies Graham Crowden as Sir Coward de Custard Anna Quayle as Lady Ashfodel Royce Mills as Knotweed Hugh Paddick as Robin Hood Iain Cuthbertson as Teutonic Knight Barrie Gosney as Meat Stall Holder Peter Straker as Arab Christopher Sandford as Mutch Patricia Quinn as Wife Dave King as Landlord of The Blue Boar David Battley as Yokel John Barrett as 1st Peasant Judy Huxtable as Gretel Tom Georgeson as Merry Man (uncredited) Christopher Timothy as Vendor Nora Swinburne as Mistress of the Bed Chamber Lance Percival as Our Man in the Holy Land Jonathan Elsom as 1st Horseman Ian Trigger as Lucky Charm Seller Parnell McGarry as Battleaxe Wife Aubrey Woods as Vegetable Stall Holder Fred Emney as Mortimer Norman Beaton as Blacksmith Drina Pavlovic as Slave Girl (uncredited) Roy Hudd as Nick the Pick Long John Baldry as Little John Sam Kydd as 1st Locksmith David Prowse as Sir Grumbel Bill Fraser as Sir Braggart de Bombast Eartha Kitt as Scheherazade Veronica Clifford as Winifred Derek Griffiths as Saladin Johnny Vyvyan as Chestnut Man Frankie Howerd as Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart Rita Webb as Maid Marian Jimmy Gardner as Little Man Seretta Wilson as Serving Wench Fred Griffiths as Father

Carl Davis Original Music Composer Ray Galton Writer Seamus Flannery Production Design Alan Simpson Writer