Cast
Ken Hutchison
Jimmy Dickenson
Merelina Kendall
Nurse
Brian Hogg
Winger - Stockton FC
Christian Rodska
Creshie Crawford
Andrew Keir
Sir Thomas Lipton
Dennis Waterman
Bob Jones
David Bradley
Ticer Thomas
Richard Griffiths
Sidney Barron
John Bowler
Rob Guthrie
Jeremy Bulloch
Ben Tillet Whittingham
Tim Healy
'Dirty' Charlie Hoggy
Nigel Hawthorne
John Westwood
Hugh Walters
Reader
Struan Rodger
Jack Greenwell
Mark Wingett
Deane
Hugh Fraser
Gordon Knightly
Derek Francis
His Grace