Cast
Martin Klebba
Elf Ranger Bob
Corbin Bernsen
Chief Spivak
Dick Van Patten
Santa Claus
Paul Butcher
Brian Spivak
Steve Monroe
Officer Calhoun
Adrienne Barbeau
Alice the Homeless Mom
Colton James
Marty the Hospital Teen
Robert Hays
Bill Emerson
Stacy Keach
Max the Biker
Sonny Carl Davis
Officer Buckley
Cork Hubbert
Elf One
Shelley Long
Molly Emerson
Alana Austin
Carla the Assistant
Joe Virzi
Trash Talking Teddy (voice)
Brandon de Paul
Mike Emerson
Amanda Pays
Doris Spivak