Cast
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Karl Hughes
Rat
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
Lee Mack
Idle Jack
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)
Harry Hill
The Painter
Paul Merton
The Captain
มาร์ก วิลเลียมส์
King Rat
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor