Cast
Joseph O'Conor
Father Septimus
Barbara Windsor
"Brother" Bikini
Melvyn Hayes
Willy
Bernard Cribbins
Squirts McGinty
Wilfrid Brambell
Phineas
Alister Williamson
Superintendent Mungo
Patricia Laffan
Lady Florence
Russell Waters
Ship's Chandler
Grégoire Aslan
Lorenzo
Corin Redgrave
Brother Lucius
Arnold Ridley
Arnold Ridley
Francesca Annis
June
Davy Kaye
Specs
Ronald Fraser
Walter Dodd