Cast
Richard Wilson
Don Juan Felipe
Martin Clunes
Martin
Burt Kwouk
Wang
Nej Adamson
Fayid
Leslie Phillips
King Ferdinand
June Whitfield
Queen Isabella
Chris Langham
Hubba
Jonathan Tafler
Inquisitor 3
Lynda Baron
Meg
Selva Rasalingam
Abdullah
Julian Clary
Don Juan Diego
Keith Allen
Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner
Sara Stockbridge
Nina the Model
Harold Berens
Cecil the Torturer
Charles Fleischer
Pontiac
Larry Miller
The Chief
Daniel Peacock
Tonto the Torch
Peter Gilmore
Governor of the Canaries
Peter Pedrero
Native Warrior Guard (uncredited)
Bernard Cribbins
Mordecai Mendoza
Rik Mayall
The Sultan
Sara Crowe
Fatima
Holly Aird
Maria
Jack Douglas
Marco the Cereal Killer
Don Henderson
The Bosun
Tony Slattery
Baba the Messenger
Su Douglas
Countess Joanna
Nigel Planer
The Wazir
Allan Corduner
Sam
Michael Hobbs
Inquisitor 6
Peter Richardson
Bart Columbus
James Faulkner
Torquemada
Rebecca Lacey
Chiquita
Jon Pertwee
Duke of Costa Brava
Maureen Lipman
Countess Esmeralda
Alexei Sayle
Achmed
Duncan Duff
Inquisitor 2
Jim Dale
Christopher Columbus