Trailer
Cast
Susan Deming
It's That Michael Malone!
Cameron Goodman
Political Aide
Mary Hart
Entertainment Tonight Host
Lu Parker
Reporter 1
Chrisanne Eastwood
Hippie 2
John O'Hurley
Silvano
Scott Bailey
Celebrity 2
Jenna Vogeler
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Jeff Corbett
Policeman 2
Gary Coleman
Slave
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton, Self
Atticus Shaffer
Timmy / Atticus
Bill O'Reilly
Himself
Alaina Huffman
Celebrity 1
Carlton Wilborn
Parent
Simon Rex
Simon Rex
Michael Higgins
Parent
Marcy Goldman
Professor
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Lab Tech 1
Chriss Anglin
John F. Kennedy
Randall Bosley
Mussolini
Rich McDonald
Thought You Hated Country Music!
Joey Naber
Terrorist 2
Bill Posley
Mose Malone
Nadine Ellis
Parent
Kelsey Grammer
General George S. Patton
Christy Williams
Columbia Student '1968'
Travis Schuldt
Josh
Lauren Lee Smith
Voice of Reason
Heather Lea Gerdes
Professor
Christopher McDonald
Lab Technician
Robert Davi
Aziz
Julian Berlin
Woman at Awards Party
Blane Savage
Parent
Sammy Sheik
Subway Terrorist
Ernest Harden Jr.
Professor
Anthony Marciona
Professor
Reshma Gajjar
Columbia Student '1968'
Alexander DiPersia
Rehearsal Actor
Benton Jennings
Hitler
Richard Tanner
Village Voter
Jillian Murray
Heather
Joe Hartzler
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
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President George Washington
Cocoa Brown
Airport Security Guard 1
Jen Halperin
Hottie
Stan Mazin
Professor
Trace Adkins
Angel of Death
Jack Kelly
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Keith Allan
Plantation Singer
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Judge Clarence Henderson
Joey Luthman
Boy Scout
Geoffrey Arend
Mohammed
Brandon Alter
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Karri Turner
Lab Tech 2
Bryant Romo
"Sailors!"
David Alan Grier
Rastus Malone
Serdar Kalsin
Ahmed
Gail O'Grady
Jane Wagstaffe
Norman Panto
Accordion Player
Troy Christian
Parent
Brian Michael Jones
Columbia Student '1968'
Amy Povich
Airport Passenger 1
Kevin Farley
Michael Malone
James Woods
Todd Grosslight
Jane Justice Park
Reporter 2
Nikki DeLoach
Lily
Katie Gill
Rehearsal Actress
Anna Osceola
Molly Duncan
Camille Meyer
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Jesse Heiman
Young Michael Malone
Steve Monroe
Airport Passenger 2
Tyler Jacob Moore
Marty
Leslie Nielsen
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Kevin Sorbo
George Mulrooney
Mark Vafiades
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Coco Leigh
Nun on Bus
Cheryl Baxter
Parent
Sandi Johnson
Professor
Brent Lydic
Wounded Soldier
Bubba Dean Rambo
Professor