Trailer
Cast
Lu Parker
Reporter 1
Jane Justice Park
Reporter 2
Trace Adkins
Angel of Death
Bryant Romo
"Sailors!"
Jillian Murray
Heather
Randall Bosley
Mussolini
Brian Michael Jones
Columbia Student '1968'
Jack Kelly
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Mary Hart
Entertainment Tonight Host
Christy Williams
Columbia Student '1968'
Ernest Harden Jr.
Professor
Bill O'Reilly
Himself
Mark Vafiades
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Richard Tanner
Village Voter
Christopher McDonald
Lab Technician
Steve Monroe
Airport Passenger 2
Nikki DeLoach
Lily
Jesse Heiman
Young Michael Malone
Kelsey Grammer
General George S. Patton
Katie Gill
Rehearsal Actress
Chriss Anglin
John F. Kennedy
Tyler Jacob Moore
Marty
Simon Rex
Simon Rex
Jenna Vogeler
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Blane Savage
Parent
Alexander DiPersia
Rehearsal Actor
Reshma Gajjar
Columbia Student '1968'
Gail O'Grady
Jane Wagstaffe
Amy Povich
Airport Passenger 1
Norman Panto
Accordion Player
Bill Posley
Mose Malone
Julian Berlin
Woman at Awards Party
Camille Meyer
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Chrisanne Eastwood
Hippie 2
Troy Christian
Parent
David Alan Grier
Rastus Malone
Leslie Nielsen
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Geoffrey Arend
Mohammed
Karri Turner
Lab Tech 2
จอน วอยต์
President George Washington
Scott Bailey
Celebrity 2
Robert Davi
Aziz
Kevin Farley
Michael Malone
Heather Lea Gerdes
Professor
Cocoa Brown
Airport Security Guard 1
Brent Lydic
Wounded Soldier
Rich McDonald
Thought You Hated Country Music!
Cheryl Baxter
Parent
Kevin Sorbo
George Mulrooney
Brandon Alter
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Coco Leigh
Nun on Bus
Cameron Goodman
Political Aide
Atticus Shaffer
Timmy / Atticus
Bubba Dean Rambo
Professor
Jeff Corbett
Policeman 2
Carlton Wilborn
Parent
Stan Mazin
Professor
John O'Hurley
Silvano
Jen Halperin
Hottie
Susan Deming
It's That Michael Malone!
Gary Coleman
Slave
Marcy Goldman
Professor
Travis Schuldt
Josh
Anna Osceola
Molly Duncan
แซคารี ลีวาย
Lab Tech 1
Keith Allan
Plantation Singer
Serdar Kalsin
Ahmed
Alaina Huffman
Celebrity 1
Lauren Lee Smith
Voice of Reason
Nadine Ellis
Parent
Sandi Johnson
Professor
Anthony Marciona
Professor
James Woods
Todd Grosslight
เดนนิส ฮอปเปอร์
Judge Clarence Henderson
Sammy Sheik
Subway Terrorist
Joe Hartzler
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Benton Jennings
Hitler
Joey Luthman
Boy Scout
Joey Naber
Terrorist 2
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton, Self
Michael Higgins
Parent