
The Crying Game
Roy Brush has aspirations to be a great footballer and this seems likely when he scores for England in the European Cup Final. To add to this he becomes a national hero, having seemingly saved a young lad from drowning. But Roy has a secret - he is gay - and the editor of the scurrilous 'Scum' tabloid is making it his business to out him. However, with the help of his manager, Roy can triumph at an inspirational climactic football match, where his tears touch the heart of the nation - and pundit Jimmy Twizzle gets very high on mushroom tea.
Cast

Paul Moriarty
Club Manager

Andrée Bernard
Barbie

Keith Allen
Roy Brush

Peter Richardson
Kevin

Sandra Voe
Roy's Mother

Mark Caven
Dick Wibbly

Gary Beadle
Wazza

Mark Jones
Footballer

William Armstrong
Sports Presenter

Gavin Rossdale
Footballer

Antony Sher
Scum Editor

Nigel Planer
Club Chairman/Waiter

Sara Stockbridge
Janet

Phil Cornwell
Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy

Doon Mackichan
Nurse

Jonathan Pearce
Self - Commentator

Simon McBurney
Mick

Terry Sue-Patt
Footballer

David Cardy
Trevor Moulton