
Jean-Philippe
What if Johnny had never existed...
A bourgeois office drone whose raison d'être is the music of French rocker Johnny Hallyday awakens one day in an alternate universe where the famed musician never recorded a single song. When he’s not at the office dutifully plugging-away, Fabrice lives a deadly dull life.
Cast

Johnny Hallyday
Jean-Philippe Smet / Self

Christian Pereira
Michel, colleague of Fabrice

Junior Rondinaud
Young breaker

Quentin Ogier
Groom

Xavier Bonastre

Evymoon
Self - Singer in courtyard (uncredited)

Laurent Berthet
Policeman

Fabrice Luchini
Fabrice / Self

Barbara Schulz
Gabrielle

Francis Coffinet
Missonnier

Carlo Nell
Old bearded man from the pub

Sophie Cattani
Jennifer

Julia Vidit
Police woman

Gigi Ledron
(uncredited)

Caroline Cellier
Caroline

Christophe Rouzaud
Neighbor at the pub

François Toumarkine
Homeless man in the square

Blandine Pélissier
Principal of the elementary school

Liliane Briand
Lady in Nightclub (uncredited)

Guillaume Delaunay
(uncredited)

Joanna Theobalds
Lady in Nightclub (uncredited)

Élodie Bollée
Laura / Marion

Christine Paolini
Edith

Dominique Thomas
Pyrotechnician

Philippe Rigot
Passerby

Jeanne Herry
Bride

Guilaine Londez
Babette

Antoine Duléry
Chris Summer / Christian Saumon

Olivier Gueritée
Laurent

Jean-Baptiste Puech
Seller

Eric Averlant
Philou

Jacky Nercessian
Teacher

Bob Martet
Annoying customer

Benoît Poelvoorde
Bernard Frédéric, double of Claude François

Denis Braccini
Jean-Paul

Éléonore Bernheim
Casting assistant

Jean-Pascal Abribat
Production assistant

Lise Lamétrie
Passerby

Jackie Berroyer
Marion's physics teacher

Jean-Claude Camus
Self, Chris Summer's producer

Christine Bonnard
Nurse

Antoine Stip
Denis Loman

Emilie de Preissac
Marion's friend

Michèle Ernou
Bohemian woman

Laeticia Hallyday
Karaoke spectator (uncredited)

Sabine Crossen
Nurse (uncredited)