Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Jason Davis
Geno
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)