Trailer
Elenco
Bill Irwin
Buzz Harley
Bruce A. Young
'Red' Herring
Valeria Golino
Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane
Christopher J. Keene
Drill Sergeant #2
Heidi Swedberg
Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Tony Simotes
Ambulance Driver
Elston Ridgle
Boxer #1
Kristy Swanson
Kowalski
Ryan Cutrona
Captain Margolis
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
Marc Shaiman
Piano Player
Cylk Cozart
Drill Sergeant #1
Christopher Doyle
Conspiratorial Crewman
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Wilson
Ryan Stiles
'Mailman' Farnham
Jimmy Lennon Jr.
Ring Announcer
Jon Cryer
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
Tony Lorea
Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart
Charlie Sheen
Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman
Kelly Connell
Air Controller
Annie O'Donnell
Amish Woman
Don Luce
Paramedic
Kevin Dunn
Lt. Commander Block
Marie Thomas-Foster
Francine
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Don Lake
Doctor
Pat Proft
Lawrence Lipps
Eugene Greytak
Pope John Paul II
Lloyd Bridges
Admiral Benson
Cary Elwes
Kent Gregory
William O'Leary
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson