What a Mess!
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Pyotr Merkuryev
Lyudmila Larionova
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Aleksey Yakubov
Elena Bushueva
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Marina Golub
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Aleksei Buldakov
Anatoly Kalmykov
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Nonna Mordyukova
registry office employee
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Gennadiy Matveev
General
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Vladimir Gusev
General
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Boris Smorchkov
General
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Lyudmila Velikaya
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra