What a Mess!
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Aleksey Yakubov
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Lyudmila Larionova
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Gennadiy Matveev
General
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Marina Golub
Pyotr Merkuryev
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Nonna Mordyukova
registry office employee
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Lyudmila Velikaya
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Boris Smorchkov
General
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Anatoly Kalmykov
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Aleksei Buldakov
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Elena Bushueva
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Vladimir Gusev
General
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father