Cast
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Stuart Davidson
Kid
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Rick Pearce
Doorman
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
George Josef
Chef
Charles Andre
Medic
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Chris Turner
Bobby
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Richard Leacock
Walter
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Aaron Joseph
Quincy