Cast
Julie Anne Prescott
Vampire
Lloyd Kaufman
Adolph Hitler
Andrew W.K.
Theater Voice
Justin Silverman
Big Boss / Slick Meister
Ron Jeremy
Crackwood Pastor
Edward X. Young
Whitman
Lemmy Kilmister
Self
Alessandra Ameen
Happy Goldsplatt
Theater patron
Yelena Sabel
Crack Whore
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert
Roberto Lombardi
Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man
Genoveva Rossi
Gen
Isaac Williams
Hotel Caretaker
Jo Anna Van Thuyne