Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Jason Davis
Geno
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini