Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Jason Davis
Geno
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein