What a Mess!
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Boris Smorchkov
General
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Anatoly Kalmykov
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Vladimir Gusev
General
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Aleksei Buldakov
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Lyudmila Larionova
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Aleksey Yakubov
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Marina Golub
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Lyudmila Velikaya
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
Elena Bushueva
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Nonna Mordyukova
registry office employee
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Gennadiy Matveev
General
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Pyotr Merkuryev
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich