What a Mess!
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Elena Bushueva
Lyudmila Larionova
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Gennadiy Matveev
General
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Aleksei Buldakov
Pyotr Merkuryev
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Anatoly Kalmykov
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Marina Golub
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Vladimir Gusev
General
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Boris Smorchkov
General
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Aleksey Yakubov
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Lyudmila Velikaya
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Nonna Mordyukova
registry office employee
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor