Cast
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Richard Leacock
Walter
Stuart Davidson
Kid
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Charles Andre
Medic
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Rick Pearce
Doorman
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
George Josef
Chef
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Chris Turner
Bobby
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.