Cast
Ron Jeremy
Crackwood Pastor
Yelena Sabel
Crack Whore
Jo Anna Van Thuyne
Roberto Lombardi
Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man
Andrew W.K.
Theater Voice
Genoveva Rossi
Gen
Isaac Williams
Hotel Caretaker
Lemmy Kilmister
Self
Julie Anne Prescott
Vampire
Happy Goldsplatt
Theater patron
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert
Lloyd Kaufman
Adolph Hitler
Edward X. Young
Whitman
Alessandra Ameen
Justin Silverman
Big Boss / Slick Meister