Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Jason Davis
Geno
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen