Obsada
Irene Handl
Mrs Larkin
Edward Tudor-Pole
Ed the Ted (as Tenpole Tudor)
Julian Firth
The Misery Kid
Jess Conrad
Cappuccino Man
Sandie Shaw
Baby Boom's Mother
Joseph McKenna
Fabulous Hoplite
Bruce Payne
Flikker
Eric Sykes
Arcade Attendant (uncredited)
Peter-Hugo Daly
Vern (as Peter Hugo-Daly)
James Fox
Henley of Mayfair, Dressmaker to the Queen
Tony Hippolyte
Mr. Cool
Graham Fletcher-Cook
Wizard
Anita Morris
Dido Lament
Paul Rhys
Dean Swift
Lionel Blair
Harry Charms
Ronald Fraser
Amberley Drove
Patsy Kensit
Suzette
David Bowie
Vendice Partners
Mandy Rice-Davies
Flora, Colin's Mum
Slim Gaillard
Party Singer
Sylvia Syms
Cynthia Eve
Eddie O'Connell
Colin, Photographer / Narrator
Alan Freeman
Call-Me-Cobber
Carmen Ejogo
Carmen
Bruno Tonioli
Maltese Lodger
Chua Kah Joo
Dancer
Ray Davies
Arthur, Colin's Dad
Steven Berkoff
The Fanatic
Gary Beadle
Johnny Wonder
Robbie Coltrane
Mario
Johnny Shannon
Saltzman
Zoot Money
Chez Nobody Barman (as G.B. (Zoot) Money)
Eve Ferret
Big Jill
Sade
Athene Duncannon (as Sade Adu)
Colin Jeavons
Pamphleteer