ນັກສະແດງ
Prunella Gee
Interviewer
Eric Richard
Poker Player
Mark Jordon
Hooligan
Kenny Ireland
TV Director
Mel Smith
Billy Evans
Alfred Molina
DC Rogers
John Salthouse
Guest Commentator
John Turner
Car Repossessor
P.H. Moriarty
Mike the Throat
Phil Daniels
Terry
Jude Alderson
Girl
Kate Hardie
Sue
Alun Armstrong
Blackpool Police Sergeant
Bob Geldof
Harry 'Flash' Gordon
John Blundell
Terry's Friend
Ian Dury
Teddy Bryant
Albie Woodington
Paul
Ted Lowe
Commentator - Himself
James Marcus
DC Fleming
Ray Winstone
Timmy
Ron Cook
'The Wasp'
Tony Scott
Danny
Stephen Churchett
TV Announcer
John Benfield
Contestant
Alison Steadman
Doreen