Cast
Dortha Duckworth
Mrs. Stevenson
William Hickey
Stony Stevenson
Franklin Cover
Col. Donald 'Tex' Pirandello
Jay Garner
President Rosewater
Kevin McCarthy
Bokonon
"Cousin Brucie" Morrow
Contest announcer
Ray Goulding
Walter Gesundheit
Bob Elliott
Bud Williams, Jr.
Russell Morash
Sandy Abernathy
James Sloyan
Dr. Paul Proteus