Cast
Julie Anne Prescott
Vampire
Alessandra Ameen
Happy Goldsplatt
Theater patron
Ron Jeremy
Crackwood Pastor
Roberto Lombardi
Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man
Lloyd Kaufman
Adolph Hitler
Andrew W.K.
Theater Voice
Isaac Williams
Hotel Caretaker
Yelena Sabel
Crack Whore
Lemmy Kilmister
Self
Justin Silverman
Big Boss / Slick Meister
Jo Anna Van Thuyne
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert
Edward X. Young
Whitman
Genoveva Rossi
Gen