Cast
Julie Anne Prescott
Vampire
Justin Silverman
Big Boss / Slick Meister
Andrew W.K.
Theater Voice
Isaac Williams
Hotel Caretaker
Alessandra Ameen
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert
Edward X. Young
Whitman
Happy Goldsplatt
Theater patron
Lloyd Kaufman
Adolph Hitler
Roberto Lombardi
Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man
Genoveva Rossi
Gen
Jo Anna Van Thuyne
Ron Jeremy
Crackwood Pastor
Lemmy Kilmister
Self
Yelena Sabel
Crack Whore